Wednesday, March 14, 2007

The Jasonater: Repercussions

Issue#6

Think I forgot to mention that the Jasonater has a “secret love” but as with all Superhero he does. In college he sat behind a beautiful smart blond. (Isn’t that amazing? A smart blond.) Her name was common. Her name was Susan. He was actually her study partner so he got to know her pretty well and that is why he liked her. (Oh yeah, and I think I mentioned that she was a smart blond.). Okay, moving on. Susan was a bank teller. The bank that she was working at was being staked out by the Yellow Bus. He wanted revenge for the 2 years of prison the Jasonater made him endure. The Yellow Bus had been watching The Jasonater’s daily commute to and from work. The Yellow Bus knew who The Jasonater’s “secret love” was and if you know anything about Supervillains that isn’t good.

The Yellow Bus went inside the bank and went straight to Susan’s teller desk. He handed her a note that said “ Give me all of your money and come from behind the desk, you are my hostage.” She was scared and did what he said. The Jasonater saw what had occurred and decided to pursue them. The Yellow Bus had intended this to happen. The Yellow Bus said to himself “ Thank Goodness for my rearview mirrors.”

The Jasonater followed the Yellow Bus to his hide out, but then he lost them. Suddenly The Jasonater heard something, then he was knocked unconscious. The Jasonater woke up and found himself in a strange containment device. He tried to teleport out of it but he couldn’t focus enough to escape. The Yellow Bus was outside of the containment field laughing. He liked seeing The Jasonater so helpless. What he didn’t know was that The Jasonater hadn’t lost his Super-Strength or his Super-Speed or his Flight. The Jasonater didn’t know that either. The Jasonater had relied so much on his teleportation powers that he hardly used his other powers.

The Jasonater went up to The Yellow Bus and punched at the containment field, it cracked. The Yellow Bus wasn’t worried. Then, The Jasonater punched the containment field again and broke it in half. The Yellow Bus went and grabbed Susan and started to choke her. The Jasonater was out of the containment field and teleported inside of the Yellow Bus. The Jasonater was confused, so he decided to pull out the Yellow Bus’s battery. The Yellow Bus stopped working. The Jasonater rescued Susan and brought her back to the bank then disappeared. Susan said “Wait.” but it was too late. The Jasonater took The Yellow Bus to prison for life.

This concludes another Jasonater comic.

The End.

1 comment:

holly said...

Jason,


You are so incredibly funny. And, I enjoy your wisdom as well. Thank you for the fun read. You blessed me! :o)

Holly