Thursday, November 30, 2006

Okay you guys, this blog is strictly for reviews of my "graphic novels" without pictures.
Hey, I just wanted to let you know that my Jasonater "graphic novels" are on my blog ready to be read.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay....This is issue# 3

The Jasonater Filling in the Gaps

Issue# 3

I bet you are wondering why this issue is called “Filling in the Gaps.” Well, since there was so much action in the other 2 issues I needed to fix some things.

First of all, about Jason’s parents: His parents died in the line of duty. Jason’s parents were in the National Guard. His father was injured. Jason’s mother, a nurse, worked at the hospital where Jason’s father was sent. While Jason’s parents were at the hospital, some terrorists bombed it. No one survived. In Jason’s parents’ will, they left all of their belongings to him, including the house.

Now, about The Jasonater’s powers: He has super strength, just so you know. Also, he is practically invincible, in case you haven’t figured that out on your own.

Okay, about his suit: He doesn’t have a mask because the people in comics are blind or something and they can’t see who the superhero is anyway. And just so you know, the “wish answerer” hit him on the day after his college graduation, so he wasn’t skipping school. I made the appropriate changes to the story regarding his being in college, so don’t worry about it. He also has a job, but that won’t interfere with the storyline whatsoever.

About Rohu: I have no idea why the Mercury government sent him to earth. Because honestly, if they had the technology to survive on Mercury, then why didn’t they know that there was life on earth? Rohu was originally going to be a robot-human, but he is an alien so that wouldn’t have made any sense. Well, I think my work here is done.

This is Jason, signing off.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

This is issue# 2 of the Jasonater.

The Jasonater Continues

Issue #2

As we left our hero, he was in Central Park. He decided to seek out someone who needed saving, but to his surprise, no one looked like they needed a hero. So as the day went on, he went home. He knew he needed a superhero suit. The Jasonater made a suit. He got some green and black spandex. He imagined what it would look like and his hands went to work. Then he got a black cape to go with his suit. The Jasonater’s suit was finished. He went for a walk when suddenly something came out of the sky and crashed right in the center of Central Park. It was a space ship piloted by a robot-alien who was known as Rohu. Rohu came from the planet Mercury. He was about 25 feet tall and about 1560 pounds. (Rohu’s 1560 pounds was his metal and muscle). Since the gravity on Mercury is very strong, Rohu was able to fly on Earth. That also meant that Rohu was much stronger on Earth than on Mercury. Rohu was an evil robot-alien who got banished from Mercury because of treason. What the people from Mercury didn’t know was that Earth was heavily populated. Rohu was so angry that he wanted to destroy anything in sight. The first thing he saw was the Empire State Building. ( For some reason you can see The Empire State Building from anywhere in New York.) Rohu started to run at the Empire State Building at full speed but he sensed he was being followed. And of course, he was being followed by The Jasonater. Rohu directed all of his hatred and malice toward a full fledged attack on The Jasonater. He suddenly stopped running and The Jasonater ran into him. Rohu seized his chance and grabbed The Jasonater. He was squeezing him when suddenly, he could feel nothing in his hands. The Jasonater had teleported from his hand and was flying behind him. The Jasonater did a power drive to Rohu’s face, which made Rohu go into the ground. The Jasonater was going to question Rohu when suddenly Rohu was gone. This gave Rohu an opportunity to hit The Jasonater into a skyscraper. The Jasonater had never experienced being hit into a skyscraper, so naturally he was shocked. Rohu came and hit him into the street. The Jasonater skidded to a stop then got up. The Jasonater flew up and kicked Rohu in the stomach. Rohu soared through the air as The Jasonater’s feet collided with his stomach. The Jasonater picked Rohu up and threw him into the Hudson river. Since Rohu was part robot the water short circuited him. The Jasonater asked “ What are you doing here?” Rohu answered “ I was banished for treason against the galactic republic of Mercury.” The Jasonater asked “ Why did they sent you here?” Rohu answered “ They didn’t know that there were any other life forms in this galaxy.” The Jasonater asked “ What did you do?” Rohu answered “ I was going to kill the Governor of Mercury.” The Jasonater didn’t know that Rohu had weapons that he could use even though he was short circuited. Rohu went on telling a story when something hit The Jasonater. Rohu had shot him with his laser blaster. The Jasonater got up and Rohu was out of the Hudson river. Suddenly, The Jasonater was flying through the air because something with the force of a train hit him in the back. Rohu had reappeared and hit The Jasonater. The Jasonater flew into another skyscraper. After recovering from the shock, The Jasonater teleported from the skyscraper and to where Rohu was. Suddenly, Rohu felt a sensation he had never felt before. The Jasonater grabbed Rohu’s arm and broke it off. Then, The Jasonater while carrying Rohu, flew up into space and threw him into the sun , where Rohu disintegrated. This concludes the 2nd issue of The Jasonater. Stay tuned next time for issue# 3.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Okay this is my story.

The Jasonater.

Issue #1

In New York, there was an excessively nerdy college student named Jason. Now Jason wasn’t at all athletic, he wasn’t strong, fast, or even very Super, but that was all going to change. One night he looked up into the enthralling night sky and he saw a single star shining with all of its glory, which isn’t very much glory since it was a star billions of miles away, or so he thought. But little did he know what wishing on that star would do to him. Jason made the wish and suddenly the star that he wished upon was flying straight at him, this is when he realized that this was no star. The “thing” Jason had wished on was what you call a “wish answerer”. The “wish answerer” was only a mile away so it could hear Jason’s wish and decided to grant him that wish. (Just so you know, “the wish answerer” doesn’t have a mind of its own so when I say it “decided” to answer Jason’s wish its not entirely true. I don’t even know what a "wish answerer" is. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I have no idea how the wish answerer heard Jason from a mile away. ) The next day, Jason woke up and realized he was still in the park and people were looking strangely at him. He didn’t realize what happened until later that day.

It was Saturday and he wanted to go home since he hadn’t been home all night. And he thought to himself, “I wish I was at home right now.” Jason closed his eyes and focused on an image of his house and suddenly, he was in his room. He was wondering what was going on so he went out of his room and he was still in his house. He was dumbstruck, he didn’t know that he was able to do that. Jason decided to go back into his room and get changed, so he took off his shirt and was going to take the rest of his clothes off when he saw his physique had totally changed. Now Jason had muscular biceps, triceps, abs, you name it, it was all muscular, well pretty much. Anyways, Jason decided to go to the store and get some beef stew, so he thought up an image of the local Safeway branch and suddenly, he was standing right outside the door. He got his beef stew and decided to go for a run. There was one of those traffic meters that tells you how fast you are going, so he ran past it, not hearing the sonic boom that exploded through the air like an atomic bomb. Jason jumped, he flew up in the air and landed in Central Park. Jason decided to come up with an ultimate test to see if he really was super, even though he knew that he was. Jason decided to since he was in New York that he would step out in traffic, so he did and someone almost ran into him. Nothing happened because Jason held out his hand and stopped the car. After this disturbance he decided to go back to Central Park. Then he decided to make a Superhero name. He started to list off some names that turned out not to be to his liking, Jasonman, Super Jason, Maleman, The Jasonater. “Wait.” he thought to himself, “The Jasonater sounds nice, it’s the best.” So that is how The Jasonater was formed.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Hey, I wrote a Super story called "The Jasonater" You guys should come over and read it sometime.