The Jasonater and Genius Jones team up in:

The Showdown

Issue #7

The Jasonater thought to himself, “ This Superhero stuff is pretty easy.” The Jasonater started to think that no one could stop him. He thought he was invincible. ( Well, alright he almost is.) It had been a little while since there had been any serious global threats. The last time was when he had to save the earth from the roboaliens of Mercury. The Jasonater did single handedly defeat a whole army of roboaliens, but that’s no big accomplishment. Was it?

The Jasonater thought that he was the only superhero on earth. He had been wrong before. There are quite a few superheroes, even though The Jasonater is one of the best ones. Well, The Jasonater was about to find out how incorrect he really was.

When The Jasonater was a super nerd in college, he did have one friend. His name was Thomas Jones. Now, Jones was incredibly smart. He graduated from college at the top of his class. Him and Jason were very good friends. What Jason didn’t know was that Thomas Jones had superpowers. Not only was Jones smart, but he had mind powers.

Jones is also very strong and can fly. The Jasonater hadn’t connected with him in a long time. Until one day…

There was a hostage situation in Harlem. The Jasonater was going to save them, but the hostages were gone and the criminals were handcuffed, unconscious. The Jasonater didn’t understand, “ Are there more people like me?” Then The Jasonater saw him. Jones didn’t have a mask, so The Jasonater recognized him right away.

The Jasonater didn’t know what to do, so he teleported home and changed, then he came back. Jones saw him and said, “ Hey Jason, it’s been a long time.” Then, out of the blue Jones said, “ I know who you are, you’re The Jasonater.” The Jasonater was shocked, no one knew his secret. ( except for Genius Jones.)

The Jasonater asked, “ How did you know?” Jones answered, “ I read your mind.” Jones said, “ I know everything.” Jones said, “ I need your help.” “ I have been tracking two Super villains, The Bald Master and The Black Rider.” “ My name is Genius Jones.”

Genius Jones continued to tell The Jasonater about the villains, explaining how they want wreak havoc on Florida and then the world. ( I guess they have a thing against old people.) Genius Jones had been tracking them and he found them. What he didn’t know is that they knew that he knew, you know? They had been planning to trap Genius Jones. They weren’t anticipating The Jasonater being there.

The Black Rider was a villain who had a black motorcycle and was super strong. He was immune to the mind reading and stuff. The Bald Master was pretty much an evil Jasonater. He will be The Jasonater’s toughest challenge yet.

The Jasonater and Genius Jones were sleeping and they got captured. They got tied up with laser chains. They woke up in a hide out. The Jasonater and Genius Jones got out of the chains. Genius Jones said, “ I’ll take The Black Rider.” Genius Jones got taken with one punch. The Jasonater flew and kicked The Black Rider in the face and it was all over for The Black Rider.

The Bald Master said, “ Your mine.” The Jasonater said, “ I don’t think so.” So the struggle began.

It was like The Jasonater was fighting himself. They could predict each others moves as if they were their own. The Jasonater could do something The Bald Master couldn’t, he could stop objects in midair. But, The Bald Master could draw power from the sun. He could concentrate sun light and make it burn almost anything. The Bald Master jumped in the air, but The Jasonater stopped him in mid air. The Jasonater then proceeded to punch The Bald Master in the face hundreds of times. The Bald Master had a burst of energy, he then used is special power. He tried to burn The Jasonater with the sunlight. It hit The Jasonater and knocked him across the room. The sunlight didn’t burn him though. The Bald Master tried that again, but it didn’t work. Before The Bald Master could say “ ow.”, The Jasonater teleported and hit him. The Jasonater did an insane combination of punches, kicks, and elbows that knocked The Bald Master out.

The Jasonater teleported and bought a wig and super glue. He put it on The Bald Master's head. The Bald Master lost his powers. Both him and The Black Rider got taken to a super villain prison. The Jasonater and Genius Jones defeated The Bald Master and The Black Rider. Maybe, they will team up again.

This has been another Jasonater comic,

See ya.

The Jasonater: Repercussions

Issue#6

Think I forgot to mention that the Jasonater has a “secret love” but as with all Superhero he does. In college he sat behind a beautiful smart blond. (Isn’t that amazing? A smart blond.) Her name was common. Her name was Susan. He was actually her study partner so he got to know her pretty well and that is why he liked her. (Oh yeah, and I think I mentioned that she was a smart blond.). Okay, moving on. Susan was a bank teller. The bank that she was working at was being staked out by the Yellow Bus. He wanted revenge for the 2 years of prison the Jasonater made him endure. The Yellow Bus had been watching The Jasonater’s daily commute to and from work. The Yellow Bus knew who The Jasonater’s “secret love” was and if you know anything about Supervillains that isn’t good.

The Yellow Bus went inside the bank and went straight to Susan’s teller desk. He handed her a note that said “ Give me all of your money and come from behind the desk, you are my hostage.” She was scared and did what he said. The Jasonater saw what had occurred and decided to pursue them. The Yellow Bus had intended this to happen. The Yellow Bus said to himself “ Thank Goodness for my rearview mirrors.”

The Jasonater followed the Yellow Bus to his hide out, but then he lost them. Suddenly The Jasonater heard something, then he was knocked unconscious. The Jasonater woke up and found himself in a strange containment device. He tried to teleport out of it but he couldn’t focus enough to escape. The Yellow Bus was outside of the containment field laughing. He liked seeing The Jasonater so helpless. What he didn’t know was that The Jasonater hadn’t lost his Super-Strength or his Super-Speed or his Flight. The Jasonater didn’t know that either. The Jasonater had relied so much on his teleportation powers that he hardly used his other powers.

The Jasonater went up to The Yellow Bus and punched at the containment field, it cracked. The Yellow Bus wasn’t worried. Then, The Jasonater punched the containment field again and broke it in half. The Yellow Bus went and grabbed Susan and started to choke her. The Jasonater was out of the containment field and teleported inside of the Yellow Bus. The Jasonater was confused, so he decided to pull out the Yellow Bus’s battery. The Yellow Bus stopped working. The Jasonater rescued Susan and brought her back to the bank then disappeared. Susan said “Wait.” but it was too late. The Jasonater took The Yellow Bus to prison for life.

This concludes another Jasonater comic.

The End.

The Jasonater: Invasion

Issue# 5

It had been quite easy for The Jasonater to save New York, (except for the yellow bus), but he wanted to do more. He wanted to do things more on a global scale. But little did The Jasonater know that he was about to get the surprise of his life. Now, everyone knows that aliens aren’t real, the Jasonater is no exception. Everyone in fact thought that aliens weren’t real, man was everyone in for a big shock.

“We have been planning this for thousands of years”. “The pitiful humans aren’t the most advanced civilization anymore”. “Now is our time to strike!”. The aliens had a tough time planning this current invasion. I mean seriously, they had a tough time. They had abducted people in order to gather information about Earth, but to no avail. So, they sent their top spies to Earth to the information they needed. Finally, they got what they needed. Now, It was time for their triumph…or so they thought.

The Jasonater had been flying around solving petty crimes and stuff. He looked up and he saw the leading alien ship just before it disappeared along with the rest of them. He thought, “ Oh great, another wish come true”. He needed to get into the space ship, so of course, he teleported into the ship, seriously he went into the ship. The Jasonater got stuck in the wall of the ship. The Jasonater thought to himself, “ Wow, this is weird. I don’t think that I’ve ever been stuck in a wall before.” He got out of the wall and got stunned by a stunner. He woke up in a electricity-barred cell, so he teleported out of there.

The Jasonater thought to himself, as usual. “ These guys are very advanced.” He needed to find the main reactor. Then, he saw the Capitan. He looked very strange, He was a lizardine-alien with spikes down his spine. Then, The Jasonater saw the main reactor and went inside. It was weird so he smashed everything. The ship exploded. The Jasonater thought to himself, again, “only 100 more ships to go. The Jasonater flew to the next one and got shot by the ships cannon, he almost got hurt, but he’s a superhero, so it didn’t matter. He teleported into the new main reactor and blew it up. The next thing he knew was he was hurdling through space. An alien saw him destroying the ships, so he decided to punch him. The Jasonater was shocked by their strength, he decided to see how durable these guys are. So, he did a flying kick to the aliens face and knock its head off, but this was no alien, it was a robot. The robot looked to be the same type as Rohu, except in different form. The Jasonater broke the robot-alien in half and went on destroying the remaining ships. Suddenly, he was surrounded by a whole slew of robot-aliens. The Jasonater didn’t know what to do, so he decided to improvise. He teleported into the Capitan robot-alien, then he was able to shoot the rest of the army with the Capitan’s guns. The Jasonater came out and knocked the Capitan out. The Jasonater took the Capitan back to his hide out and questioned him. The Capitan told that the government of Mercury was behind this and that they sent Rohu here to destroy the Earth. The Capitan got shut down because he had told someone the plot. The Jasonater guessed that the Mercuryans had been behind everything, so he decided to wait and see what would happen next.

The End

The Jasonater: Mountain Terror part 2

Issue 4

When The Jasonater awoke, he was in a very familiar bed. He thought that he was dreaming, but he pinched himself and it hurt. The Jasonater thought, “ Am I home?” Well, he was. If you remember The Jasonater has teleportation powers, so when he thought that he wanted to be home, well you know. He wasn’t hurt, but now he was prepared.

The Jasonater knew that he had to find the Yellow Bus but he needed a secret hideout. It took him a week to build the hideout. The Jasonater made the best, most secure computers. He was able to find where the Yellow Bus was with his computers.

Then, The Jasonater set out to get the Yellow Bus. The Yellow bus was in his “ Parking Garage” or his secret hideout. The Yellow Bus’s hideout was an abandoned car dealership, go figure. Well, The Yellow Bus thought that he had conquered The Jasonater, but he obviously didn’t. The Jasonater decided to catch him by surprise. Since The Yellow Bus has rear view mirrors, the Jasonater didn’t catch him by surprise. The Jasonater said “ I’m back.” The Yellow Bus was very surprised. He knew he was done for. He shot at the Jasonater, it hit him, but it some how didn’t. It deflected off of the Jasonater’s chest and into the floor.

The Jasonater jumped and kicked the Yellow Bus in the face and knocked him out. The Jasonater took him to jail. But, the Yellow Bus had all of the evidence destroyed, so he was let out of after 2 years. SH, The Jasonater isn’t supposed to know that yet.

The Jasonater: Mountain Terror

issue 4

After The Jasonater’s epic battle with Rohu, there was an earthquake. So, The Jasonater had to save everyone, which was more difficult than he had thought. The earthquake wasn’t very strong, so there was minimal damage. The Jasonater fixed all of the damaged buildings, which other superheroes tend to avoid. I don’t know what it is with other superheroes, but they don’t fix the damaged buildings.

Anyway, The Jasonater heard that the earthquake had triggered rock slides and avalanches in the mountains, so he teleported to the mountains. There were hundreds of people in the mountains doing various activities like: skiing, rock climbing, and snow boarding. The Jasonater saved everyone from the avalanche with little or no trouble at all. Then he remembered, THE ROCK SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jasonater almost forgot about the people in the rock slide, but he remembered in time. There were about 20 people trapped under rocks. He got all of the people out except one. The man was surrounded by huge boulders and another rock was on top of the other ones. The Jasonater teleported inside of the boulders to rescue the man and flew out. The man thanked him.

The Jasonater realized that the mountains were too far to have been affected by the earthquake. This had to be the work of something, then it hit him. Seriously it hit him. It was the Yellow Bus! The Jasonater had heard about him when he was a super nerd. The Jasonater never thought that he would ever be fighting him. The Jasonater thought to himself, “ I was born for this.”

The Yellow Bus shot at him with his plasma cannon, of course The Jasonater dodged just to be hit with a fist. The Yellow Bus never anticipated The Jasonater would be so durable. The Jasonater was in the act of getting hit in the face while he kicked the Yellow Bus. The Jasonater decided to use his newly acquired fighting skills. The Jasonater landed, he wanted to fight The Yellow Bus man to man. The Yellow Bus liked this idea.

The Yellow Bus went to run The Jasonater over, but he missed. The Jasonater tripped him and grabbed him. The Yellow Bus had another trick up his sleeve. He made a big boulder fall on The Jasonater. The Yellow Bus escaped into the night while The Jasonater was trapped.

The Jasonater was in shock. He had never been in this situation before. His life was slowly draining. As his vision was failing, he thought to himself, “ I wish I was at home right now.”

To Be Continued…

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Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay....This is issue# 3

The Jasonater Filling in the Gaps

Issue# 3

I bet you are wondering why this issue is called “Filling in the Gaps.” Well, since there was so much action in the other 2 issues I needed to fix some things.

First of all, about Jason’s parents: His parents died in the line of duty. Jason’s parents were in the National Guard. His father was injured. Jason’s mother, a nurse, worked at the hospital where Jason’s father was sent. While Jason’s parents were at the hospital, some terrorists bombed it. No one survived. In Jason’s parents’ will, they left all of their belongings to him, including the house.

Now, about The Jasonater’s powers: He has super strength, just so you know. Also, he is practically invincible, in case you haven’t figured that out on your own.

Okay, about his suit: He doesn’t have a mask because the people in comics are blind or something and they can’t see who the superhero is anyway. And just so you know, the “wish answerer” hit him on the day after his college graduation, so he wasn’t skipping school. I made the appropriate changes to the story regarding his being in college, so don’t worry about it. He also has a job, but that won’t interfere with the storyline whatsoever.

About Rohu: I have no idea why the Mercury government sent him to earth. Because honestly, if they had the technology to survive on Mercury, then why didn’t they know that there was life on earth? Rohu was originally going to be a robot-human, but he is an alien so that wouldn’t have made any sense. Well, I think my work here is done.

This is Jason, signing off.