The Jasonater: Invasion

Issue# 5

It had been quite easy for The Jasonater to save New York, (except for the yellow bus), but he wanted to do more. He wanted to do things more on a global scale. But little did The Jasonater know that he was about to get the surprise of his life. Now, everyone knows that aliens aren’t real, the Jasonater is no exception. Everyone in fact thought that aliens weren’t real, man was everyone in for a big shock.

“We have been planning this for thousands of years”. “The pitiful humans aren’t the most advanced civilization anymore”. “Now is our time to strike!”. The aliens had a tough time planning this current invasion. I mean seriously, they had a tough time. They had abducted people in order to gather information about Earth, but to no avail. So, they sent their top spies to Earth to the information they needed. Finally, they got what they needed. Now, It was time for their triumph…or so they thought.

The Jasonater had been flying around solving petty crimes and stuff. He looked up and he saw the leading alien ship just before it disappeared along with the rest of them. He thought, “ Oh great, another wish come true”. He needed to get into the space ship, so of course, he teleported into the ship, seriously he went into the ship. The Jasonater got stuck in the wall of the ship. The Jasonater thought to himself, “ Wow, this is weird. I don’t think that I’ve ever been stuck in a wall before.” He got out of the wall and got stunned by a stunner. He woke up in a electricity-barred cell, so he teleported out of there.

The Jasonater thought to himself, as usual. “ These guys are very advanced.” He needed to find the main reactor. Then, he saw the Capitan. He looked very strange, He was a lizardine-alien with spikes down his spine. Then, The Jasonater saw the main reactor and went inside. It was weird so he smashed everything. The ship exploded. The Jasonater thought to himself, again, “only 100 more ships to go. The Jasonater flew to the next one and got shot by the ships cannon, he almost got hurt, but he’s a superhero, so it didn’t matter. He teleported into the new main reactor and blew it up. The next thing he knew was he was hurdling through space. An alien saw him destroying the ships, so he decided to punch him. The Jasonater was shocked by their strength, he decided to see how durable these guys are. So, he did a flying kick to the aliens face and knock its head off, but this was no alien, it was a robot. The robot looked to be the same type as Rohu, except in different form. The Jasonater broke the robot-alien in half and went on destroying the remaining ships. Suddenly, he was surrounded by a whole slew of robot-aliens. The Jasonater didn’t know what to do, so he decided to improvise. He teleported into the Capitan robot-alien, then he was able to shoot the rest of the army with the Capitan’s guns. The Jasonater came out and knocked the Capitan out. The Jasonater took the Capitan back to his hide out and questioned him. The Capitan told that the government of Mercury was behind this and that they sent Rohu here to destroy the Earth. The Capitan got shut down because he had told someone the plot. The Jasonater guessed that the Mercuryans had been behind everything, so he decided to wait and see what would happen next.

The End

The Jasonater: Mountain Terror part 2

Issue 4

When The Jasonater awoke, he was in a very familiar bed. He thought that he was dreaming, but he pinched himself and it hurt. The Jasonater thought, “ Am I home?” Well, he was. If you remember The Jasonater has teleportation powers, so when he thought that he wanted to be home, well you know. He wasn’t hurt, but now he was prepared.

The Jasonater knew that he had to find the Yellow Bus but he needed a secret hideout. It took him a week to build the hideout. The Jasonater made the best, most secure computers. He was able to find where the Yellow Bus was with his computers.

Then, The Jasonater set out to get the Yellow Bus. The Yellow bus was in his “ Parking Garage” or his secret hideout. The Yellow Bus’s hideout was an abandoned car dealership, go figure. Well, The Yellow Bus thought that he had conquered The Jasonater, but he obviously didn’t. The Jasonater decided to catch him by surprise. Since The Yellow Bus has rear view mirrors, the Jasonater didn’t catch him by surprise. The Jasonater said “ I’m back.” The Yellow Bus was very surprised. He knew he was done for. He shot at the Jasonater, it hit him, but it some how didn’t. It deflected off of the Jasonater’s chest and into the floor.

The Jasonater jumped and kicked the Yellow Bus in the face and knocked him out. The Jasonater took him to jail. But, the Yellow Bus had all of the evidence destroyed, so he was let out of after 2 years. SH, The Jasonater isn’t supposed to know that yet.

The Jasonater: Mountain Terror

issue 4

After The Jasonater’s epic battle with Rohu, there was an earthquake. So, The Jasonater had to save everyone, which was more difficult than he had thought. The earthquake wasn’t very strong, so there was minimal damage. The Jasonater fixed all of the damaged buildings, which other superheroes tend to avoid. I don’t know what it is with other superheroes, but they don’t fix the damaged buildings.

Anyway, The Jasonater heard that the earthquake had triggered rock slides and avalanches in the mountains, so he teleported to the mountains. There were hundreds of people in the mountains doing various activities like: skiing, rock climbing, and snow boarding. The Jasonater saved everyone from the avalanche with little or no trouble at all. Then he remembered, THE ROCK SLIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Jasonater almost forgot about the people in the rock slide, but he remembered in time. There were about 20 people trapped under rocks. He got all of the people out except one. The man was surrounded by huge boulders and another rock was on top of the other ones. The Jasonater teleported inside of the boulders to rescue the man and flew out. The man thanked him.

The Jasonater realized that the mountains were too far to have been affected by the earthquake. This had to be the work of something, then it hit him. Seriously it hit him. It was the Yellow Bus! The Jasonater had heard about him when he was a super nerd. The Jasonater never thought that he would ever be fighting him. The Jasonater thought to himself, “ I was born for this.”

The Yellow Bus shot at him with his plasma cannon, of course The Jasonater dodged just to be hit with a fist. The Yellow Bus never anticipated The Jasonater would be so durable. The Jasonater was in the act of getting hit in the face while he kicked the Yellow Bus. The Jasonater decided to use his newly acquired fighting skills. The Jasonater landed, he wanted to fight The Yellow Bus man to man. The Yellow Bus liked this idea.

The Yellow Bus went to run The Jasonater over, but he missed. The Jasonater tripped him and grabbed him. The Yellow Bus had another trick up his sleeve. He made a big boulder fall on The Jasonater. The Yellow Bus escaped into the night while The Jasonater was trapped.

The Jasonater was in shock. He had never been in this situation before. His life was slowly draining. As his vision was failing, he thought to himself, “ I wish I was at home right now.”

To Be Continued…

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Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay....This is issue# 3

The Jasonater Filling in the Gaps

Issue# 3

I bet you are wondering why this issue is called “Filling in the Gaps.” Well, since there was so much action in the other 2 issues I needed to fix some things.

First of all, about Jason’s parents: His parents died in the line of duty. Jason’s parents were in the National Guard. His father was injured. Jason’s mother, a nurse, worked at the hospital where Jason’s father was sent. While Jason’s parents were at the hospital, some terrorists bombed it. No one survived. In Jason’s parents’ will, they left all of their belongings to him, including the house.

Now, about The Jasonater’s powers: He has super strength, just so you know. Also, he is practically invincible, in case you haven’t figured that out on your own.

Okay, about his suit: He doesn’t have a mask because the people in comics are blind or something and they can’t see who the superhero is anyway. And just so you know, the “wish answerer” hit him on the day after his college graduation, so he wasn’t skipping school. I made the appropriate changes to the story regarding his being in college, so don’t worry about it. He also has a job, but that won’t interfere with the storyline whatsoever.

About Rohu: I have no idea why the Mercury government sent him to earth. Because honestly, if they had the technology to survive on Mercury, then why didn’t they know that there was life on earth? Rohu was originally going to be a robot-human, but he is an alien so that wouldn’t have made any sense. Well, I think my work here is done.

This is Jason, signing off.

This is issue# 2 of the Jasonater.

The Jasonater Continues

Issue #2

As we left our hero, he was in Central Park. He decided to seek out someone who needed saving, but to his surprise, no one looked like they needed a hero. So as the day went on, he went home. He knew he needed a superhero suit. The Jasonater made a suit. He got some green and black spandex. He imagined what it would look like and his hands went to work. Then he got a black cape to go with his suit. The Jasonater’s suit was finished. He went for a walk when suddenly something came out of the sky and crashed right in the center of Central Park. It was a space ship piloted by a robot-alien who was known as Rohu. Rohu came from the planet Mercury. He was about 25 feet tall and about 1560 pounds. (Rohu’s 1560 pounds was his metal and muscle). Since the gravity on Mercury is very strong, Rohu was able to fly on Earth. That also meant that Rohu was much stronger on Earth than on Mercury. Rohu was an evil robot-alien who got banished from Mercury because of treason. What the people from Mercury didn’t know was that Earth was heavily populated. Rohu was so angry that he wanted to destroy anything in sight. The first thing he saw was the Empire State Building. ( For some reason you can see The Empire State Building from anywhere in New York.) Rohu started to run at the Empire State Building at full speed but he sensed he was being followed. And of course, he was being followed by The Jasonater. Rohu directed all of his hatred and malice toward a full fledged attack on The Jasonater. He suddenly stopped running and The Jasonater ran into him. Rohu seized his chance and grabbed The Jasonater. He was squeezing him when suddenly, he could feel nothing in his hands. The Jasonater had teleported from his hand and was flying behind him. The Jasonater did a power drive to Rohu’s face, which made Rohu go into the ground. The Jasonater was going to question Rohu when suddenly Rohu was gone. This gave Rohu an opportunity to hit The Jasonater into a skyscraper. The Jasonater had never experienced being hit into a skyscraper, so naturally he was shocked. Rohu came and hit him into the street. The Jasonater skidded to a stop then got up. The Jasonater flew up and kicked Rohu in the stomach. Rohu soared through the air as The Jasonater’s feet collided with his stomach. The Jasonater picked Rohu up and threw him into the Hudson river. Since Rohu was part robot the water short circuited him. The Jasonater asked “ What are you doing here?” Rohu answered “ I was banished for treason against the galactic republic of Mercury.” The Jasonater asked “ Why did they sent you here?” Rohu answered “ They didn’t know that there were any other life forms in this galaxy.” The Jasonater asked “ What did you do?” Rohu answered “ I was going to kill the Governor of Mercury.” The Jasonater didn’t know that Rohu had weapons that he could use even though he was short circuited. Rohu went on telling a story when something hit The Jasonater. Rohu had shot him with his laser blaster. The Jasonater got up and Rohu was out of the Hudson river. Suddenly, The Jasonater was flying through the air because something with the force of a train hit him in the back. Rohu had reappeared and hit The Jasonater. The Jasonater flew into another skyscraper. After recovering from the shock, The Jasonater teleported from the skyscraper and to where Rohu was. Suddenly, Rohu felt a sensation he had never felt before. The Jasonater grabbed Rohu’s arm and broke it off. Then, The Jasonater while carrying Rohu, flew up into space and threw him into the sun , where Rohu disintegrated. This concludes the 2^nd issue of The Jasonater. Stay tuned next time for issue# 3.

Okay this is my story.

The Jasonater.

Issue #1

In New York, there was an excessively nerdy college student named Jason. Now Jason wasn’t at all athletic, he wasn’t strong, fast, or even very Super, but that was all going to change. One night he looked up into the enthralling night sky and he saw a single star shining with all of its glory, which isn’t very much glory since it was a star billions of miles away, or so he thought. But little did he know what wishing on that star would do to him. Jason made the wish and suddenly the star that he wished upon was flying straight at him, this is when he realized that this was no star. The “thing” Jason had wished on was what you call a “wish answerer”. The “wish answerer” was only a mile away so it could hear Jason’s wish and decided to grant him that wish. (Just so you know, “the wish answerer” doesn’t have a mind of its own so when I say it “decided” to answer Jason’s wish its not entirely true. I don’t even know what a "wish answerer" is. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that I have no idea how the wish answerer heard Jason from a mile away. ) The next day, Jason woke up and realized he was still in the park and people were looking strangely at him. He didn’t realize what happened until later that day.

It was Saturday and he wanted to go home since he hadn’t been home all night. And he thought to himself, “I wish I was at home right now.” Jason closed his eyes and focused on an image of his house and suddenly, he was in his room. He was wondering what was going on so he went out of his room and he was still in his house. He was dumbstruck, he didn’t know that he was able to do that. Jason decided to go back into his room and get changed, so he took off his shirt and was going to take the rest of his clothes off when he saw his physique had totally changed. Now Jason had muscular biceps, triceps, abs, you name it, it was all muscular, well pretty much. Anyways, Jason decided to go to the store and get some beef stew, so he thought up an image of the local Safeway branch and suddenly, he was standing right outside the door. He got his beef stew and decided to go for a run. There was one of those traffic meters that tells you how fast you are going, so he ran past it, not hearing the sonic boom that exploded through the air like an atomic bomb. Jason jumped, he flew up in the air and landed in Central Park. Jason decided to come up with an ultimate test to see if he really was super, even though he knew that he was. Jason decided to since he was in New York that he would step out in traffic, so he did and someone almost ran into him. Nothing happened because Jason held out his hand and stopped the car. After this disturbance he decided to go back to Central Park. Then he decided to make a Superhero name. He started to list off some names that turned out not to be to his liking, Jasonman, Super Jason, Maleman, The Jasonater. “Wait.” he thought to himself, “The Jasonater sounds nice, it’s the best.” So that is how The Jasonater was formed.

Hey, I wrote a Super story called "The Jasonater" You guys should come over and read it sometime.